I Am Freezing

Happy winter!

Again - I am freezing. To demonstrate how cold I actually am, I shall add a few extra "e"s and "f"s to the word and describe myself as ffffffreeeezing. Hitting those two keys a few extra times has helped increase my heart rate a little, and has squeezed a few more pumps of warm blood into my turquoise blue fingers. I did, however, try to maintain some sense of dignity and composure, and not refer to those extra letters as "superfluous", even thought they are, those superfluous letters... superfluous. To me, the word "superfluous" is a term comedy writers use to describe extra nipples on cartoon clown characters, and not something just thrown out there by frozen bloggers to describe the temperature of his office and extremities. You know who else might use that word - King's students...

Man it is cold in here. Why is the heat not turned on? Jjjjjeeeeezzzzzz.

EDIT: Apologies to any past and/or present King's students I may have offended. That comment was, umm... unnecessary.