News (No Baby... Yet)

I have discovered that Terri is not actually pregnant, but rather, has been hiding things up the front of her shirt for seven months or so. She even had her doctor fooled. It was all part of an elaborate EI-fraud. It's my only possible explanation for why little Mr. or Mrs. Unborn has yet to arrive. Back-up explanation: Terri's womb is outfit with an Xbox 360 Kinetic, and baby is having too much fun to come out.

In other news, Lydia has been obsessed with Santa Claus and Christmas recently - she has to kiss her room's decorative Santa goodnight every evening, and Twas The Night Before Christmas is in the bedtime story rotation. Well, on Friday, Mom took Little Miss to meet Santa at the mall, which had her squealing and giddy in anticipation. Her excitement evaporated rather quickly when faced with a chubby, bellowing stranger wearing a fake beard.

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Stay tuned for Santa and/or baby news. Soon. We hope.