Why can't Aaron spell lately? Because the work laptop he's using is running a version of Explorer that is sans spellcheck, and thus - no wavy underlines or right-click suggestion help.
Why couldn't Aaron eat rice with chopsticks tonight at the sushi restaurant? Becuase his dexterity has been ruined by 30-years of the North American fork.
Why can't Aaron sleep, even though it is close to 2:00 AM AST? Because his hotel room backs onto a busy roadway with an inexplicable grated steel bridge. Also, some guy has called his room twice (!) with a wrong number. Also also, the internet.
What song is in Aaron's head right now? Aaron Neville and Linda Ronstadt's "Don't Know Much". Because it was the last song I heard as I was leaving the restaurant. And now it is your head... win. Also, see above.
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Regarding the previous entry. We have a wok Box in Dartmouth Crossing and sum it up. The food tastes OK, is way overpriced, and their policy regarding noodles instead of rice is ludacris. May all owners of wox box get herpes for making it difficult for me to have what I want.
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