While I have previously discussed the tightness of my too-small khaki pants on here before, I realized today that they may in fact be a little revealing of my, er, package. Don't ask how I noticed this. Having never worn such fitting pants before (outside of a few Halloween costumes and one particularly infamous Freddie Mercury disguise), and not really having ever checked out other dudes' pants' package area, it never occurred to me that this might be the case. I'm not so much embarrassed as I am extremely paranoid - in the scope of engineers' fashion sense, this is a fairly minor infraction - I'd just rather not be inadvertently exposing myself to my older, ~90% male colleagues. Thus, I have been shuffling 'round the office holding my water bottle or workbook in front of my crotch, which I hope is less conspicuous than the alternative, which I have been rocking probably once or twice a week since Christmas.
So - to my office, the cafeteria ladies, the world in general, and anyone who didn't want to read about my package: sorry, so very sorry.
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2 comments:
Those are my favourite pants.
Terri
get a room you 2
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