07 April 2009

More Bad Haiku Movie Reviews

There are a lot of great movies available to watch on DVD these days: Synecdoche NY, Milk, Vicki Christine Barcelona, Rachel Getting Married, um... Twilight? My shitty haikus below discuss the ones we actually rented, with very mixed results, often within the same movie. For the record, I'm officially giving up on Kevin Smith movies, or at least the endings of Kevin Smith movies...

Zack & Miri Make A Porno
I'm starting to doubt
that Kevin Smith has ever
heard real people talk

Let The Right One In
See, there's this kid right
She's totally a vampire
This movie like, rocks

Role Models
Straight from the 80s
With McLovin and Stifler
Jane Lynch is awesome

1 comment:

Unknown said...

i watched 4 movies on *one* (there were 2) of the red-eyes home...and i still had 4.5 hours to kill...

slumdog
W
the wrestler
revolutionary road

and of course: flight of the conchords, seasons 1&2 (not a movie, obviously)