Life Update

To report: 11 days and still no coffee for me. Also: no lottery winnings. No new job. No new home. No arrests or convictions. No new pets, babies or vehicles. No tattoos, piercings or drug problems. No new handicaps, injuries or allergies. It has been approximately 30 years, 227 days since I have last spent any appreciable amount of time living inside the belly of another human. A similar amount of time has passed since I last had an umbilical cord or was passed, naked, between two nurses. Things have gotten better since.