Rock And A Hard Place

I now have in my possession one $50 gift card for the NSLC. Oh, how to spend this “money”…?

Doing the math: I figure I suck back two 660 ml Propellers each week. At $5 per, the gift card should last me about five weeks (dur), assuming of course that I don’t share it with Terri (wine, blech). Correcting for Super Bowl weekend, we can probably ~half that to about three weeks.

Alternatively, I can sell this here drink ticket and reinvest in the lottery, wherein I have a finite-but-infinitesimally small chance to win millions and the opportunity to stop doing everything I don’t enjoy. Yes, my days would be spent hauling my family around North America, in support of some worthy cause like the Montreal Canadiens or Wilco, blogging and taking pictures and changing diapers (which, contrary to the above statement, I don't actually enjoy but probably won't be able to pay my way out of).

Decisions, decisions.

PS: Email me if you wanna buy a gift card (bidding starts at $51).