Money? Baby?

It dawned on me this morning on my drive into work, apropos of absolutely nothing, that I have the following things in common with actor Vince Vaughn:

1. We are both male - although he strikes me as more of an alpha type, whereas I am the kind of guy who drinks two beer and complains that I am putting on weight.
2. We both love hockey.
3. With sunken eyes and disheveled clothes and hair, we both perpetually look like we've just woken up.
4. We both know who Jennifer Aniston is.
5. Like Vince Vaughn, I too was in Jurassic Park 2 - but I was edited out to cut down the running time. True story. It would have been my breakout role.

The remaining similarities we share with the rest of the Caucasian male population. Also a true story.