To do:

This evening, self, please accomplish the following:
- Meet up with friends to play guitar for the first time since, oh, about forever (or so it seems);
- Attempt to stare down the grass on my increasingly-weedy lawn until it agrees to stop growing, at least until I have a functioning mower once again;
- Eat an entire sleeve of Premium Plus crackers in less than one minute;
- Feed the cats; and
- Follow the NHL Draft and all related trades and trade rumours while simultaneously accomplishing the above.

I like my chances. I'm feeling productive.