Okay Earth, I have a favour to ask. I'll admit, it's pretty selfish, but I'd like you all to continue doing everything you've been doing for the past month - that is: eating, dressing, thinking, speaking, buying, generally living life - in the same manner for the rest of the NHL playoffs. This means, preferably, no dying, no birthing, no drastic haircuts, no new tattoos, no large purchases, no vacations, and so on.
That's right, I'm asking all ye' overworked, preggers, and seniors to hold off the inevitable until... July. I acknowledge that being two months overdue in the heat of the summer will probably be pretty uncomfortable, but it will be worth it... for me. And Montreal. And heck, all of Canada outside of southern Ontario. Just think, he/she may come out already knowing how to crawl, eating solids, and/or sleeping through the night!
Likewise, please walk or drive to work via the same route you took yesterday. Please tip your local coffee shop the exact same amount you did on Wednesday, May 12. Please put your shoes on in the same order, and likewise, your pant legs and jacket sleeves. Further, it would be really useful if you could eat the same meal, on the same dishes, at the same time, with the same people you did yesterday - a most spectacular and surprising and happy of days. For me.
Your cooperation is much appreciated. Thanks!
And Ole.
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