21 April 2010

Open Letters

Dear Thomas Vanek - please please please come back and help me win my pool. Ample amounts of ankle wrap, novocaine, and Sudafed should do the trick.

Dear Alexander Ovechkin - I hate you and don't wish you any success, especially against my Habs, but jeez man - nobody is falling for your one-on-one toe-drag move. It didn't work the first time this series, and it hasn't worked for the subsequent three dozen times you've tried it. PS: it's not working for you either, Semin.

Dear Eastlink - stop throttling my Twitter. I know that sounds stupid and/or dirty, but man is it annoying.

Dear friends - hi.

Dear Dan Snaith - thanks for this:

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