Serious Questions

Does your head ever feel like it weighs a ton or two - ready to collapse onto your keyboard at any moment? Do you sometimes feel like your temples are stuffed with yarn? And your eyes are being poked by some thick-fingered asshole monkey from inside your skull? Have you ever felt as if your legs were merely hollow paper mache models, unable to lift your planted feet or support the weight of your torso, and two-ton head, and head-monkey occupant?

Re: all of the above. Yes. Right now. I don't know who or what to blame, but I am sapped of energy and have basically been floating through the past few days like a useless sack of... or, a sock-puppet without a hand to move my mouth... or whatever. Maybe I'm sick. Maybe I'm tired. Maybe I'm distracted. Please give me your pity, and your money, and your leftover curry chicken.

However - this week promises to get much better with me scheduled to fly out to scenic Gander, NL tomorrow... no wait, that's much worse.