Stay with me here:
1. Christmas 2008 - I receive a pair of khaki work pants that were a size too big for my already beefy manframe.
2. January 2009 - I exchange said khakis for a smaller pair - with a neat-o stretch waist guaranteed to fit even better. However, I overcompensated the stretch waist and ended up with a pair of khakis that are probably a size too small (for my beefy manframe).
3. April 2, 2009 - wearing my khaki stranglers to work, I am forced to put all typical pocket items like keys and wallet into my book bag because they don't fit comfortably into the pockets (they bruise my thighs).
4. April 3, 2009 - leaving for work in my pre-coffee stupor, I grab a set of keys from the counter. Terri's keys. My keys are still in my book bag. And so Terri is trapped at home, with a car, with plans to use the car, but sans keys. I feel like an ass.
True, riveting story.
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Riveting story. However, I have issues with you referring to your mainframe as being "beefy". I have a "beefy" mainframe hence the name Meat. Here are some terms I would use to describe your mainframe:
Thin
Skinny
Celery like
Anti-Beefy
Vegetarian/vegan
Not beefy or not meaty
BTW I'm very much looking forward to your upcoming blog about five smelliest cat farts that you have experienced; circa late 80's early
90's
Have a great day.
Meat
Sorry that's MANfrmae not mainframe.
My bad
Meat
Tonight you should ask me about the diaper I had to change yesterday. It was epic.
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