Really Old

But still funny as hell. And possibly NSFW (no pictures, don't worry) - the occasionally very raunchy, cybersex chatroom trolling adventures of "Bloodninja": http://ashefire.net/bloodninja.shtml

Example:
j_gurli3: i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

Etc.