This Is What Is Happening

• Baby has shifted from "riding wallaby" to another undefined, potentially more lateral position - let's call it "The Superman". Between Terri and I and the doctors, no one is really sure which solid lump corresponds to the head and which corresponds to the butt - I only hope that this is more easily resolved after the baby is born (insert rimshot). But seriously folks, we have yet another ultrasound scheduled for Tuesday morning to see first hand how baby is laying, or break dancing, or swimming laps through the amniotic pool like a tethered dolphin (which is what it felt like last night)...
• We have settled on names, finally, but don't ask us what they are. It will be a surprise. We used a Scrabble bag containing all of the letters that make up "Terri" and "Aaron", and drew randomly - so you'll have to wait to see if we use "Terrarion" or "Atarri" or "Norratt" or "Train Rae" or (etc.)...
• Official clock reads 38 weeks, this Sunday...
• Miniature KitKat bars are just as addictive and delicious as their large, "Chunky" cousins...
• Leafs win, Leafs win, Leafs...win? Also: pigs fly, locusts swarm, and the dead rise form the ground...
• I am once again sporting a "beard" at work today, this time out of laziness, and hoping dearly that unshaven neck and chin + shirt and tie = somewhat presentable Aaron...
• Fridays are good days...