Bad Ideas

Yesterday I tried to rock a beard. At work.


I also bought a big ass box of Halloween candy and went for an icy, lung-freezing run wearing only a pair of shorts and a t-shirt.

Regrets, or in internet messageboard speak, fail.

EDIT: to note that it was also a bad idea to post that embarrassing photo of my 16-hair mustache. My mouth is curled to suppress my own laughter, but now it kind of looks like I'm trying to be seductive. Grrrrowwwwl. I cringe. I feel shame.