So far this week:- I have over-eaten every night;
- A colleague of mine was cornered in a bar by a drunken competitor and asked repeatedly and in complete seriousness what it would take to buy our company (hilarious because my colleague is a powerless cubicle monkey like myself);
- Thinking they were speaking to me, I have twice mistakenly responded to people on the sidewalk speaking on their Bluetooth headsets (those things are everywhere down here);
- I finally found a fitted ball cap to fit my infant-sized head (it was a good day);
- A series of unidentified lights passed over downtown Phoenix without my seeing them (dammit, see below);
- I was mocked by a skate/mall punk for wearing khakis and a tie; and
- Not that I should be telling anyone this or that anyone would want to know this, but I have been drinking coffee all week in an attempt to counter the effect of the Immodium I took on Monday, itself an attempt to counter some bad airport food. True story. You can stop reading now...
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