Yes, I Do My Own Stunts

The following things I hate:
a) Heart's Dog & Butterfly;
b) Mondays;
c) Sliding sideways off of an icy road and then having the car roll over on it's side in the ditch, requiring you and the other members of the carpool to egress through the passenger side door, like a manhole, and jump the height of the car onto the icy shoulder of the road; and
d) Item (c), set to (a), this past (b) - as happened to yours truly this week.

Fortunately no one was hurt, it was not my car, we were driving fairly slowly so there was minimal damage to the car, and it was entertaining to watch other carpool members' less-than-graceful leap from the vehicle... in full view of a long string of gawking oncoming traffic. I wish I had pictures...