Counting The Days

As of today, both my mother and father are retired. As of today, I am insanely jealous. As of today I have an indeterminate amount of time, but likely 30+ years, before I can retire - whereupon I will likely spend a few months doing absolutely nothing, then I'll start on my memoirs (Diary of a Semi-Motivated, Middle-Class, White Male) and maybe undertake my long-planned project to re-create the entirety of the Eastern Shore with Lego men and paper mache (including a baking soda/vinegar volcano at the head of Jeddore Harbour). Yep, retirement will be sweet.