Cash Money

Last night I layed awake and dreamt what I would do if I won the Millionaire Life lottery. I would likely do what most of you would do, starting with a lengthy period of nothing. Don't talk to me about odds, or the perils of winning the lottery, or some hippy bullshit about consumerism or money not being everything. Money affords you the freedom to do what you want, to help out your family and friends, to go back to school and take something that with no practical application whatsoever, to send your kids to good schools. My ticket has been purchased, now I have some serious voodoo to take care of...