Worst. Song. Ever.

Discounting novelty and dance tunes because as a rule, they never aspire to be anything other than a vacuous distraction/cash grab... and most new country tunes because to my ears they can all be classified as one giant shitty song... and anything that is terrible by virtue of dated production style or instrumentation... I think I may have found the new worst song of all time. The song is bad by what it tries to be, and for what it thinks it is - an anthem for the opressed, an attack on American foreign policy, a critique of the current U.S. administration... and ultimately, for what it is - a syrupy, ham-fisted, over-the-top collection of rhyming couplets assembled with the tact and precision of an earnest elementary school student inspired by the Dixie Chicks...

The song is, of course, Pink's "Dear Mr. President". Congratulations Mrs. Pink, for ruining my entire morning. You win my eternal disdain and a flatus or two in your general direction. Sorry Simple Plan, you have slipped to number two (tee-hee).

In conclusion: Pink, you suck. Please stop making "music".