Christmas is coming...

Halloween hadn't yet passed before the malls and drugstores and supermarkets were lined with green and red, syrupy, smiley, happy family Christmas displays, which to be fair, was quite terrifying. To me anyway. Because I'm really cheap. However, now that November is upon us, and my pumpkins have been composted, and the air is cooler and crisper, and my 8-hour workdays are bookended by total darkness - I can start thinking about Christmas. In that vein, please see my following linked, ideal, semi-serious wishlist (feel free to also follow the links)...

Dear Santa:


























Include in the above: world peace, an end to world hunger, a Habs winning season, some good local shows, and new clothes for me! That Men's small, straight fit, 31x32...